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PostSubject: Funny RP stuff.   Tue 5 Oct 2010 - 16:38

Figured we could do with an RP based thread with funny stuff in it.

so to start i pulled this story of GitP

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After some thought, I figured I'd post this story.

I warn you though, this is probably offensive to all women, everywhere, across all of space and time.

Years ago another player's girlfriend became a regular in an long-running AD&D game. She had never played an RPG before, but she caught on pretty quickly, and was actually a fantastic player once she got the hang of things.

This was your pretty standard AD&D game, dungeon crawling and some light RP. The female player, who I'll call 'Sarah', was playing a rogue, and her character was in an on-again-off-again relationship with a nobleman of rather dubious morals.

One day, at the beginning of the session, the DM accounces to all of us that Sarah's character is now pregnant with Probably Evil Nobleman's child.

Sarah takes this pretty well (I know I wouldn't have been happy with the DM's behavior), she shrugs and says, "My character goes and gets an abortion."

At this, the DM reels back, away from the table, like she just punched him in the face. He spends like thirty seconds sputtering, and finally regains his composure and screams, "WHAT!? WHY!? You aren't even going to mention this to Probably Evil Nobleman!?"

The rest of us are in shock, we're not exactly sure what to say or do.

Sarah is totally calm, and just kinda shrugs again and says, "No."

So, now the DM turns to us and screams, "Aren't any of you going to do anything about this!?"

One of the players kinda awkwardly pats Sarah on the shoulder and says, "We're your party, so we support whatever you do."

We all give him this very serious nod in agreement with her.

The DM starts screaming at us all, and I start laughing hysterically. It may have honestly been the closest I've ever come to wetting my pants.

He gets up from the table and declares the campaign is now over. Informing us that the baby Sarah's character was pregnant with was, in fact, the Messiah. Without the Messiah we have no chance of stopping the Big Bad, so the world is going to be destroyed. He tears up a bunch of campaign notes, and leaves, but not before screaming:

"I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! YOU JUST ABORTED JESUS!"

Which pretty instantly became a meme for my RP group.

So, that's my story of how we made a DM say, "To hell with this." and quit a game.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Wed 10 Nov 2010 - 11:59

I imagin its fake but it still made me laugh.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Wed 24 Nov 2010 - 10:31


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Thu 9 Dec 2010 - 22:01

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/10/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/28/

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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Sun 12 Dec 2010 - 22:31

Old but still makes me laugh.



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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Tue 1 Feb 2011 - 8:22


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Sun 13 Feb 2011 - 16:04


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Mon 14 Feb 2011 - 21:57




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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Wed 4 May 2011 - 9:41

Was reading through some old post on the playground and stumbled apon this.

Thought it might bring back some memories.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Fri 28 Oct 2011 - 10:33










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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Fri 29 Jun 2012 - 10:10




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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 14:24


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Tue 9 Jul 2013 - 11:39


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 11:26


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Fri 7 Feb 2014 - 10:06

I have nothing to contribute but was just given cause to remember my password and this seems like the most sensible thread for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Wed 19 Mar 2014 - 13:28


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Fri 28 Mar 2014 - 12:30


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PostSubject: Re: Funny RP stuff.   Fri 4 Apr 2014 - 13:04


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