20 brass Razu's and +1 Internet for the first person to find me PDF copies of the following items:
Paranioa XP and any latest edition splat books.
I will reward people some how, i dont know how at the moment but i will.
A hundred years from now, D&D 99.5E will have pared the game down to four skills - Hurting, Breaking, Living, and Talking. Talking will be a dump stat for most classes.