Congrats SHAMUS LOVES COCK!!
P.S. Your childs name sounds like a Logistics company.
"I just sent the package out with Logan Starr so you should recieve it by close of buisness tommorrow."
A hundred years from now, D&D 99.5E will have pared the game down to four skills - Hurting, Breaking, Living, and Talking. Talking will be a dump stat for most classes.