Sheriff Earl Hicks.
The appointed Sheriff of Saint George and the surrounding county.
Quotes;"If it ain’t one thing in this piss hole of a town it’s another!"
"Hell son... trouble seems ta find you like flies to a horse's ass!"
A hundred years from now, D&D 99.5E will have pared the game down to four skills - Hurting, Breaking, Living, and Talking. Talking will be a dump stat for most classes.